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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Cleaning out for a surgery, thought I'd be smart, get it over with and do a good job. Drank TWO. Seems off topic, but germane to the story, I had shaved my asshole the night before.

Cut to the chase, I was screaming at my wife, "Get the neighbor! GET THE NEIGHBOR!" (Neighbor was a nurse.) I was weeping in pain. Friends and neighbors (heh), I never weep in pain. Ever seen a sandpapered asshole? I have. In the mirror.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

If the shape your mouth makes when saying "diarrhea" is mirrored by your sphincter when expelling it, I have no idea what the onomatopoeia would be for what you've described — but Cthulhu could pronounce it flawlessly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I NEED this now! I'm suffering from chronic constipation!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Magnesium just does me so wrong. I'll get gassy and have painful cramps way before I ever poop with this stuff. It's miserable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

As a formally certified pharmacy tech(no longer live in the sate I was certified in), take the recommended dose. Please.