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Need to make a primal scream without gathering footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

looks like perplexity misbehaves in a way that’d allow them to hide

quick whois on the ip from that log snippet says ec2, so they’re probably doing scaleout via dynamic instances (I’ve been wondering about this for a variety of the services)

full fucking parasitical, again and again

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

I kinda want to go read the old Singularity fic and enjoy any Zeerust that pops up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

ChatGPT is dying Use Apple to make it die faster

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Tim cook is an absolute hustler

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

bit of a combo-sneer this morning

CNBC put out an article uncritically repeating yet another round of lieboy pulling the exact same shit. I don't recognize the authors immediately, not sure if they're typical bootlickers or not

openai is going in hard, hiring ex-NSA person that was appointed by the walking talk racist mop (via dan gillmor). for the .... safety role! ah yes, I'm sure we'll all be so very surprised by this attempt consolidation of power.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

to their credit, they did manage to get past the editor:

This is all far-out stuff even for Musk, who is notorious for making ambitious promises to investors and customers that don’t pan out — from developing software that can turn an existing Tesla into a self-driving vehicle with an upload, to EV battery swapping stations.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yeah, fair call on that. I just live in hope that we can get to a point where “lying fucker with history of failures and grandiose statements has made another ridiculous grandiose statement probably composed of lies” can be the actual type of headline, instead of this constant simping bullshit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or just, you know, not write a headline on that in the first place? Who the fuck is in a dire need to know the last stupid thing a pathological liar said?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

publishers who demand clicks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

But wait, the game developer wrote a story called Singularity 1999: https://web.archive.org/web/20240302011145/https://singularity1999.tv/

I'm not sure I'm brave / bored enough to read.


The sim city clone looks like it could have been neat with some more love, it has a bit of a Streets of SimCity / SimCopter vibe to the aesthetics which was my jam back in the day. Though from the reviews it looks like it made the decision of shying away from low level management aspects or angry headlines yelling at you for your dumb city building choices (so I wouldn't have played it for that reason, is it even sim city without being told "you're going to regret this"??)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone else played simcopter?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I enjoyed it for what it was (helicopter crimes simulator), but lemme tell you the real fun to be had was in Streets of SimCity.

From the level editor, to the soundtrack (I considered it to be edgy at the time), to the bugs (if you don't create launchers by self-intersecting bridges in SCURK then what are you even doing?), to the ridiculous campaigns and the ability to blow up a nuclear reactor. I didn't even mind that the graphics looked like sawdust.

Come to think of it I always liked blowing up the nukes as a kid, so I also considered Recoil (the tank game) to be the peak of entertainment.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Everything Maxis did is remake worthy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wait, we have a SimCopter & Streets of Sim City subthread now? fuck yes. I’m here to attach missile launchers to cars my dad fondly remembers, jankily load my simcity2000 game into the level editor and play the resulting broken mess, and crash (both my car and the game engine)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lol at the “delved” there. Wonder if it’s some intentional contrarian

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The response of the grant evaluator is even worse. Just excuses, no admission that they fucked up. Barely even a consideration that this is the sort of thing people have done with flash games, and created in literal weekends at game jams

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the most effective of altruisms is whatever is most likely to create more paperclip believers. The EA games (it's in the game!) philanthropic singularity will allow us to reach the next stage of human evolution: all economic output devoted to mosquito nets and button press simulators.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The EA games (it’s in the game!)

I actually heard this in my brain, you monster. well done.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

violence.gif

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Nah man we had so much fucking dosh flowing in we had no idea what to even do with it! I mean, how could I possibly resist not allocating some of it to my friends?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Who? Is that some indie movie director?

Andrej Karpathy is a former director of AI at Tesla and a founding member of OpenAI

So just a rando with a stupid opinion. Go back to your totally-not-naive AGI vision board.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This has got to be some sort of sucker filter, like it's not that he particularly means it, it's that he is after the exact type of rube who is unfazed by naked contrarianism and the categorically preposterous so long as it's said with a straight face,.

Maybe there's something to the whole pick up artistry but for nailing VCs thing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

It really is as simple as that. The dude got a fair bit of attention from his LSTM blog post and got addicted. Turns out, you can't churn out awesome blog posts that often so you gotta switch to the harder stuff.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

I also hate movies where I can see the actual action going on and it isn't all shaky cam and cuts cuts cuts.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

according to modern film scholars, this cultural shift was brought about by the lasting audience impact of that scene in Speed (1994) where the bus fucking noclips across a gap while pretending there’s a ramp it’s using to jump (or Keanu made it pop a wheelie?)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Wasn't 1994 right about when they stopped making movies in black and white?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Are you telling me I can jump a bus across a 50 foot gap at 67 miles per hour?"

"No Neo, I'm telling you that when you're ready, you won't have to."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet that guy watches anime on 2x speed and skips parts without dialog to feel more “productive”.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

ANTA BAKA?!*

*translator's note: baka means "plan"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

YCombinator startup moves fast, uses ChatGPT, and breaks things[1]

https://archive.is/2yxws

(original post removed, hence the archive link)


[1] HN quickly deduces the real problem is deploying to production with insufficient monitoring https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40627558

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