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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They use dark patterns and cryptic dialog boxes to get old people to opt in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Are you certain you don't want to enhance your Microsoft experience?

^YES, I CRAVE A LIMITED ESPERIENCE^

NO, GIVE ME THE BEST THING

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No one is going to opt-in to having screenshots taken of their activities on the OS. If no one opts-in then it will hinder Microsoft's original plan of collection such data for copilot. Along comes the new marketing language to soften the approach and they still collect data.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No one would opt-in to having all of their personal files sent to the cloud. But Windows managed to get my father using OneDrive even though he had no idea what it was. He was absolutely pissed when I told him. Somehow that wasn't enough to get off of windows completely though.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

They're just going to do a classical boil-the-frog operation:

  • Step 1: Make it opt-in and present it as the new cool thing.
  • Step 2: Make it opt-out, and if the users opts out, show a scary warning about how the cool thing won't work anymore.
  • Step 3: Silently opt-in, and hide the opt-out option deeply in a settings menu.
  • Step 4: Silently opt-in, remove opt-out, but it still works with a registry hack. Microsoft apologists will still thinks it's cool because "just use this simple registry hack bro".
  • Step 5: Remove opt-out alltogether, and silently opt-in everyone who had previously opted out.
  • Step 6: Enjoy their boiled frog!
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"You can still install it with a local account!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just disconnect your network cable, press this magic key combination and type this undocumented command: "MSBLAOIGKSDF /ACZSF"

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 months ago

They already had this feature once in Windows 10, and you don't remember because it doesn't work like that.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You forgot Step 0: make an announcement so overtly egregious that when you walk it back, the compromise sounds reasonable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The "two steps forward, one step back" maneuver. Classic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's no reasonable form of this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No but there sure is a much more unreasonable form of this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Until they flip the setting by themselves because ms tend to do that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

...says the company that wanted to destroy every bit of your privacy. I don't care what they "promise", don't listen to them.

Microsoft is finished. Install Linux.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I feel like if browser history was invented today people would have the same reaction to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This is why I use Firefox focus on my phone

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Browser history was implemented before companies massively abused privacy.
It was an honest feature for users.
We also learned a lot about security regarding password/credential extraction from browsers.

Windows Recall might be an honest feature. It might be super secure and really useful.
But Microsoft doesn't have the trust to pull this off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Browser history also holds significantly less information than a screenshot of you using your computer taken every 3 seconds

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It might be super secure and really useful.

It's not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Exactly.

Actual security happens from the ground up. It's the first consideration of every step of every module of code that has any interaction with user data.

The fact that there was any version anywhere near shipping to anyone that resulted in an unsecured database being accessible to other programs tells you that it's not possible that it's secure.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

"For only $5.99 per month you can opt out of the service! Sign up today!" - MS in the likely near future

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE WILLINGLY OPT IN?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Because they'll add it to the list of coercively and deceptively worded questions they force you to answer before you can use a WIndows account, phrase it so as to sound useful and harmless, and have a big friendly "Sounds great!" button and a tiny "No thanks, I prefer my life to be shit" link.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

People will be deceived into opting in via some UI anti pattern like they do with the online user accounts and onedrive now.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cause they're going to show a pop-up that advertises some "cool new feature", and the 99% of users who aren't tech literate will say yes and never think about it again.

People on this site severely overestimate how much the average person cares and their overall level of tech.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yup. Average user doesn’t know what pop or imap is and can’t use their tv remote to change an input.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ok, let's assume (for the sake of argument) that everything is on the up-and-up, and Microsoft will behave in a completely equitable and user-friendly way with regard to this feature going forward. Where does that leave us?

There is a spyware feature built into Windows 11. It is off by default, but a malware that wants to capture this kind of information doesn't have to install anything, and it doesn't have to run any background processes that might get caught by a system monitor or blocked by application whitelisting. All it has to do is turn this built-in feature on, and then exfiltrate the data later.

Setting this off by default doesn't remove the security issue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ok, let's assume (for the sake of argument) that everything is on the up-and-up, and Microsoft will behave in a completely equitable and user-friendly way with regard to this feature going forward

This is so fantastical that there's no point in even having the hypothetical discussion about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're right, it's fantastical, but it's still worth talking about.

It's worth talking about as it solidifies the argument more than just assuming your opponent is acting poorly. The argument of "Even if Microsoft is a saint, it's still a bad idea. But we know Microsoft also has a history of data collection, spying, anti-patterns etc." is a much stronger argument than the latter half on its own

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You're right, it's fantastical, but it's still worth talking about.

Is it though?

It's a feature which is very clearly evil and of very little benefit to the user. Only a shit business like Microsoft would even attempt it, lie about it being secure, then make it "optional" (and we all know what that means) and it will still be an insecure mess when it's done, sucking down resources from a machine I purchased for no benefit to myself.

The "feature" by it's current definition can only be conceived of by a piece of shit organisation like Microsoft.

No need to separate the art from the artist in this case, as they are perfectly aligned.

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