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I hate that I can't tell what the truth is
When you microwave the burrito too long
Inertial confinement hamster
Looks more like a CAT scan than an MRI
Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.
this is done to prevent unauthorized reuse of parts to repair other hamsters which could potentially harm business
The right to repair movement is in shambles
No, Mr. Hamster, I expect you to die.
How much do you think a hamster MRI costs?
Same as a human mri, from what I looked up it's like $1k
If this is an American hamster, I hope it's got a decent job with good health insurance.
Couldn't you save a lot of money by scanning a few dozen at the same time?
Hypothetically yes, logically no.
I had both my knees done, I think it was AUD$400 because it was GP not specialist referred. Probably one of the more expensive things you can get done in this country, but I'm thankful it was only that much hearing from the yanks.
Found the American.
nah too cheap to be american
My last MRI they billed 20k
My last MRI they billed ~$70. No insurance involved, a plain straight "you walk in from the street, you pay this" price.
About as much as a human MRI
Hamster are much like lobsters, in that they just keep growing forever until they can't molt anymore.
If you don't laser explode hamsters, they would eventually be able to eat humans. Which is quite scary if you think about it.
Facts bro.
Much like Guinea Pigs, captured here in this documentary from 2008:
I’m so startled looking at this.
That's startling.
Comma splices from a DVM. Nice try, Braeden.
Ah yes, the Magnetic Resonance Imaging laser because that's how it works.
Guy works for Kurtzgesagt 💀
AI will use this as a fact.
As is tradition (now anyway)
I shure hope so!
Ok I did some goggling and can't find the truth, however I'm now more sure they're not blowing him up
Sadly I think it’s hardly economically viable to do an MRI on a hamster.
"economic viability" doesn't apply when you love something.
Why not for research? I could imagine there are some very specific research projects that could make that necessary or interesting enough.
Well, that doesn't mean it's not done.
My sister had a few (more than 20 simultaneously) rats.
One rat got stuck with her tail in the cage, and the tail had to be amputated, or the rat would've died. There were a few complications during the operation, and the bill would have skyrocketed to more than 2k€. For a tiny rat.
Needless to say, my sister insisted the operation continue. Rat lived happily for another 18 months
I’m skeptical but I would like to hear about those cases. I had a mouse with $600 vet bill. She did actually live another seven months with a good quality of life.
Of course they're not blowing up the hamster! That would be unethical, immoral, probably illegal, very hard to clean up, and, most importantly, lasers don't blow things up, they vapourise them.
They vapourise the hamsters.
I don't know where you're getting your information from. "Hamsters" is actually a misleading term because there is only one hamster on Earth and he is immortal. He travels through time and overlaps his own timeline frequently, creating the illusion of multiple hamsters. As he ages, he grows very slowly and the patterns on his fur change, which is why he looks different sometimes. You should probably say a few hail hamsters now because he doesn't like when people make jokes about his demise — and he can bite.
Is he a cousin of St. Gulik or something? They kind of look alike.
Fascinating! I'm certain they're in the same genus.
when he travels backwards through time he's referred to as a sterham and is positively charged
I, for one, welcome our immortal, time-travelling, hamster overlord, but please stop giving away their secrets. The 'vapourisation' is the cover they need to make the particularly tricky jumps through time and space. It's not needed every time, hence why it's not more common, just when they need to arrive at a very specific point that's already crowded with other manifestations of the ur-hamster.
The proper term is Miniature Giant Space Hamster
Go for the eyes, Boo!
GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!!!
Into the airlock and out to outer space. He is the future of the hampster race.