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Wow! New feature! Now you can CHOOSE how many paper towels you grab from the roll!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

i saw an ad for toilet paper in a 100 year old magazine, bragging: now with less splinters!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I've noticed that the sheets that are "select a size" seem to be using this to list a lower per sheet cost.

So if you're trying to compare prices in the supermarket it comes in at half the per unit pricing of normal sized paper towels while being the same size roll or smaller and costing the same or more.

It just feels like they're trying to cheat the system a little rather than trying to create a new product or be more useful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's silly. Compare per sq ft, not sheet size. There's no guaranteed sheet size. Same thing with toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago

F off with that "larger select a size" crap though.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh to be young again. This is fairly new. The old standard size was 2 of these together, a square.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And I've seen plenty of the older square sizes still being sold, so it's still necessary to mark the different sizes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm always shocked when I get the old style as who the hell needs that much paper most of the time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I do. With the select a size version, I almost always pull at least two.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's not the same as it used to be.

The individual sheets used to be twice as big.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Still are if you don't buy a select a size roll.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Yeah, kinda weird to see it on mildlyinfuriating.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For reference, they still sell these too: Full Sheets

[–] [email protected] 199 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Tell me you're young without telling me you're young.

Paper towels, for most of my life (I'm old AF), were as long as they were wide. Square, they were. Bounty originated select-a-size by perforating them twice as frequently, so they were half as long as wide. Others eventually followed suit and now youngsters think that's how it's always been.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yup. I remember when we had to tear our own half sheets of paper towel. Kids today have it too soft, and absorbant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I did that the other day

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Lol. Yeah. Young, young, OP.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And Bounty always claimed to be the most absorbent brand of paper towel, so the move was like saying "you only need half as much of our paper towel compared to other brands."

Not sure how actually absorbent they were; my family always got Brawny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.

I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he's a boozer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah I remember when they started advertising them like that. Back when the towels were about twice as long between perforations.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

To be fair to OP, they really should've stopped advertising this as a feature years ago. It'd be like if sliced bread was still advertised as "Now sliced for your convenience!" or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How else am I to tell the difference between a full size and select a size? I buy full size for the garage and select a size for the house they serve two purposes so eliminating the standard size wouldn't be the solution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Buy shop cloths my friend.

It's not a fabric product, still paper towels, just they're made for automotive/shop use. I swear by them and they have no "select-a-size" option. They're also thicker and come apart less than normal paper towels.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You're talking about the blue stuff on a roll, right?

I have some and they are select-a-size.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's new to me. I don't think I've seen them like that.

Alright.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

How is the larger size better for use in the garage?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago

They still sell the square cut rolls though. This lets the buyer know it is the narrower cut.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I want them perforated about every 12.7mm so I can truly select what I need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

.50cal paper towels

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I want a bag of paper fibres I can sprinkle into the spill

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not useful for me when I want a 6.35mm size though. We need more granularity!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

more granularity!

Isn't that sand paper?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

just wait for the mess to dry and sand it down

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)

For reference, this is Brawny paper towels where the sheets are perforated the other direction, allowing you to actually tear a half sheet. This is what “select a size” should mean.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

That's not select-a-size. That's just tiny ass paper towels. Select-a-size towels have no perforations and you cut them with scissors.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This picture clearly demonstrates that the original picture is, in fact, select-a-size since they are 1/2 size instead of full size.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh sweet summer child, paper towels used to only come in large square sheets.

These smaller “select a size” didn’t become common until around the year 2000.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Only 3 options? Does Brawny think it's illegal to grab 3/4 of a sheet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

We should really make a law against that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why only the one half? What if I want the other half?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, you must always throw the other half away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

That's how they get ya

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Or 5/4, 6/4, 7/4,...

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