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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not going to lie. His felon status has very little to do with why I won't vote for him

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (4 children)

If congress certifies, Trump wins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eh, that's not really true. However if RFK wins states and throws the election into Congress for the tie breaker then yeah.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, it is true. If Trump wins enough votes and Congress certifies the election, Trump wins. It's always been that way. I didn't spell out Trump in my original post for brevity.

I don't think Congress does tie breakers.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?

Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (15 children)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

  • First Woman President

  • First Openly Gay President

  • First Asian/Pacific Islander President

  • First Albino President

  • First Teenage President

  • First Werewolf President

  • First Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Robot President

  • First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

  • First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Try and start easy with an openly atheist president and work from there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Key word being "openly". Funny Trump's followers think he believes in God and isn't just pandering to them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yup that's why I put that word in there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Off topic but I'm not ok with a robot president, because it would mean we made fully conscious robots, which is a recipe for disaster. We need to build flexible and smart tools without an ego, not an actually superior iron race.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How about a young guy with truly progressive ideas? I find it hard to believe no one ever gains enough traction with social media the way it is, or maybe it's because social media is the way it is. Or maybe people like that just don't get into politics.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The gnostics wouldn't accept any president. I'm expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

First Normal President

Hey now, let's be realistic here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

I'm ready to serve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Robot Teenage Werewolf President

Robot Teenage Werewolf President

Robot Teenage Werewolf President

Leader of the free world; Werewolf power!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

With a magic talking resolute desk voiced by Maurice LaMarche as Dom DeLoise

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Again. But convicted, this time.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So brave. To be so openly corrupt...

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