And yet I still can't believe it's not satire
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2024
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This should immediately disqualify you from holding any law enforcement position.
it's time to put all the police in jail
edit: and judges
Time to learn what you're consigning us to over your mostly trivial shit. Don't buy it before you try it!
I've heard you have to think like a criminal to catch one, but i have not heard let a criminal run your goverment to stop crime. but it really makes sense if you don't think about it, making nothing illegal would mean no more crime.
making nothing illegal would mean no more crime
Nah, they'd focus on the important crimes, like pot smoking and abortions.
Or being the wrong color, loving the wrong person or reading the wrong books
this guy looks like he's the model for several cartoon characters
Over all I hope our electoral college of people who we don't even know can vote for a good president for us. You know a Republic, lol. I hate kings, but random assholes chosen by random assholes are A-OK.
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