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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

i do not remember that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I remember thinking, "i am not essential. I am expendable"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My plants all died in the end, except my persimmon tree :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

In this thread everyone was a work martyr and no one had time off. As Marsha said in the Brady Bunch "Sure Jan".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You can tell who the introverts and who the extroverts were during the pandemic. For those that got to stay at home:

Extroverts: "My mental health is crumbling! I'll never be the same after this. Literally the worst thing that's ever happened to me!"

Introverts: "I just beat a handful of games in my backlog, read 4 books, started learning how to make Chinese food at home, and I just started learning Spanish on Duolingo. I'll never be the same after this!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Is there a third thing besides extroverts and introverts? Because I hate being around people and I also hate being alone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

“Everyone”

Edit: as a project manager who stayed home for months, I find the ignorant privilege blasting from these kinds of statements enraging. How can someone be so blind to the world around them, that they don’t even realize that other human beings had a vastly different experience?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah, this pissed me off. Covid was nothing more than checking on relatives, making sure they don't die, and yelling over an international phonecall for my aunts to take my aging grandfather to get a vaccine after they tried to wiggle their way out of it several times.

I also got Covid during the time when no one was being tested, only the elderly, and had to live alone in my dorm room with a pile of frozen pizza, using the shared student kitchen at night so as to not get anyone killed. For a few of those days I was completely bed-ridden, couldn't even get the fuck up, and the Swedish authorities refused to test me because I'm not a risk group. Later on I discovered I have asthma so I was at risk all along.

It's great that everyone got to make bread and not work as many hours as they usually would or at least save time on transportation, but for a social person who actually has a goddamn life, this was shit. Pure shit. I would never repeat it. I don't want millions to get sick and die while I stand by the oven with mittens on taking out my sourdough bread slab, surrounded by all these plants.

Ah yes and also, I already have fucking plants. You don't need the world to end to go buy yourself a few and spend 10 minutes reading about how to care for them. There's a few apps for that too.

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Must have been nice. I was an "essential" worker so I spent the entire time busting my ass in the middle of a packed grocery store, terrified of being assaulted by some angry dicknosed moron and bringing their lethal infection home to my elderly parents. I started having panic reactions to seeing unmasked faces, even those of close family members I was living with. Meanwhile, I kept hearing all these people talk about being paid twice my wages to sit at home and learn new skills like I had always wished I could afford to do.

And what did I get for all of my hard work? A fancy pin from my employer with a letter patting themselves on the back for protecting us. They didn't protect us at all! They actively defied the mask mandate and told us it was our own fault if customers threatened or attacked us for wearing one!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

i wish i did that instead of getting depressed from the lack of human contact and living the same day for almost a year

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I still think the most eye opening part was watching the smog clear up in real time in India where the Himalayan mountains became visible again to many parts of the north

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I saw so much wildlife in my city. Including a deer for once. Drunk ass me: well deer, looks like me the other essential workers and you inherited the earth.

Of course the bankers survived. Of course they would.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Same in Denver. It has never been that clear ever. That's what I guess it could be like if we actually started to fight greenhouse gases for real.

And then animals started being seen a lot more around here.

Sigh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm a tad jealous of people who got to do this. My work just got busier. It was like normal except people were dying and I had all my groceries delivered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I’m a software engineer so the only thing that changed was I got to wear more comfortable pants and didn’t have to drive to work. I still felt mentally exhausted after working all day and didn’t have the energy to pursue any hobbies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm a software engineer too. I'll tell you what changed. I have a kid. Daycare was shut down, but since both my wife and I can work from home we were expected to do just that. We got to spend a lot of time with the then two year old, but hardly saw each other except for the back of the head because one of us was always working. What was your corona project? Surviving, that's what!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes. As an "essential worker" it was nice that for about 3.5 minutes it was acknowledged that all of us "unskilled" workers were required for society to function and then get nothing for it except more work and exposure to to a deadly disease.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "Heroes work here" banners! Those were nice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"we spent a ton of money on these meaningless banners, posters and out of touch ad campaigns to get people to buy from us."

"Sorry, times are tough, we have to lay off a bunch of you, and we can't afford to give anyone raises. But, to show we are all in this together, I have volunteered my 3rd spare car for a charity raffle. All of you will buy tickets, starting at the low cost of a banana. That's right only fifty dollars, all proceeds will be donated to the children in need in my house. So please think of the children during these trying time for your chance to win a nft signed photo of my 3rd spare car, and remember it's for the needy children."