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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

what about Hamlet 2?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oakfield takeoff block ċiviċi Gucci ufcgugucugxcitftuxfuutxrz77rs7ra8stpvhizfrzytd89guct8ixtixgfy8xt88xguxfyfcyfhigiyfugih6fe4wrfuibrsw3yfkmezr3q7yuodttdhihigfyf. better have been the first time that was written or else

edit: correcting spelling mistake ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Damnit, now I need to change my luggage password.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

This is pretty dumb, the whole point of the monkey with typewriters thing is that they're typing random characters, not knowing the language.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Counterpoint: I think you just described Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The meta of the joke, as well as the philosophical idea that underpins it, is that the universe is based in probability and we are the result of those infinite dice rolls eventually making a human race that can think and be conscious and create Hamlet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

But what is random, really? Why did those monkeys smash the keys that they did?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're right, but it isnt trying to actually argue that, its a joke.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"? You stupid monkey!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

maybe we are some Alien dude's crappy brute force solution to some problem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I cant wait for one of the monkeys to write " Plibious Montgomery: A tale of 37 doughnuts and the rise and fall of the neo llama consortiumismship."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Just ask Gemini.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Ford!" he said, "there's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I sit here all day writing random words, and still no Shakespeare.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Still more comprehensible than the average monkey!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just wrote it again, word for word, with 6 random button presses. CTRL+A, CTRL+C, CTRL+V. Where is my BANANA!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

🍌🍪you get a cookie too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

This llama saying, 'we' & 'us' like he's one of us. 😡

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