Remember that Wolverine is only 5’3” and he is widely considered the best at what he does (which is not very nice). In addition to this, he is the greatest showman.
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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Tussle their hair, smile and say "sure thing big guy. Want some chocolate milk?" And put your hands on your hips. It will make their day.
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Hay tall guys, my partner (5'4) and I (5'6) can comfortably fit in a Mazda Miata, can you?
I (6'5") actually sold my NA a couple of months ago. I could just fit in it and my knees were at 4:00 and 8:00 next to the wheel (not touching it at least). The only reason I sold it is because it wasn't my daily driver and money has gotten very tight. So glad I learned to drive manual with it and then enjoy it for a few more years.
I miss it dearly :(
Oh also it was definitely a death trap for someone of my height. That roll bar would not have saved me.
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Nah but I can’t get my legs to fit properly on any bus nor plane and I’m not even really tall (around 6ft I guess)
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i love to pick up small men and hug them
I think it's really dumb that people think 5'7" (170 cm) is short for males.
The typical height of the human male is anywhere from 5'5"–6'0" (165–183 cm).
5'7" isn't short; it is stupidly average.
Source: https://www.healthline.com/health/average-height-for-men
It depends wildly, but 170cm might be short in the US, especially for some age groups since 175cm seems to be the average for everyone over 20.
From 2015–2018, the average height for males in the United States ages 20 and over was 69 inches (175cm)
For Finland, for males 18+ that average is 177cm. You can be your ass I'm short at 169cm. And you do not want to go "well, in the Philippines I would be above average" lol
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Sounds like epic cope from a manlet.
I am 5'6.
Who me? Hell no, bruh, I'm a fucking 5'1" woman. Lol.
I'm a 5'3" woman, but it explains why we don't think 5'7" is short.
I mean, I'm pretty sure I explained why I don't think 5'7" is short pretty well. It's a statistically unsupported claim.
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE
^indignant ^squeaks
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Everybody sitting here being offended on 5'7" dudes' behalf: thanks, but we're laughing our asses off at it! I love being a short king
Some people are really, really focused on their height and see it as a big source of issues in their lives. I don't know if it's a bigger thing in the US (where most of those complaining seem to be from) or maybe I've just been lucky, but I don't remember getting too much shit for it.
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I dont even care about this meme, what coat is Robert Pattinson wearing?
I was thinking it's just some old WW1/WW2 stuff from some movie he was in but nope lol
For his front-row appearance, Pattinson wore a double-faced coat designed by Dior men’s creative director Kim Jones. There were several standout draped outerwear pieces and blazers on the runway, and Pattinson’s coat mimicked that idea with its double-breasted style and attached thick wool scarf. (Call it a half coat, half blanket.) Underneath, the actor wore a chocolate leather jacket for extra warmth, and finished it off with light brown khakis and hefty patent boots. If any man can pull off this kind of tricky layering, it’s Pattinson.
I was thinking it was some military surplus stuff but nope, peak of fashion Dior stuff. Lmao
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Nah, before I f*cked your mum...
Don't tell my wife I'm 5 7 😭
I know, her Tinder profile is quite brutal in the requirements.
Pfft, 5"7 losers.
Luckily I'm 5"6.
Thats the kind of comeback you come up with 5 hours after the beef in the shower.
Why are you having beef in the shower?
It's more convenient to wash your food at the same time you're already using soap and water.
I installed a garbage disposal
no more waffle stomps! genius!
I dont have a lot of time so i eat in the shower.
I'm 5'11", but don't consider 5'7" short.
Same. It's statistically average. Plus, judging and demeaning people over their height is pretty messed up. Nothing anyone can do about that, outside of invasive surgery that carries substantial long-term health risks. The world takes all kinds - short kings, tall kings, in-between kings.
Me too, and I'm 5'12"
I'm 5'14", but find this irrelephant
I'm 5'15, and I also like irresescent elephants.
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That's rude, we prefer height challenged.
I don't feel particularly challenged. The world is built for people in the 5'5"-6' range.
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Relate