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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"What's it like only being able to have sex with horses?"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I respectfully decline clicking that link.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

i clicked it. i am changed. gonna go f*โ‚ฌk a horse right now

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

ancient romans and greeks be like "look at this uncivilized oaf with his ridiculously huge dick, what a barbarian"

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

OP is craving Ancient Roman roleplaying then, great idea

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

If nothing else, the clothes are fire! Bring back antiquity-style tunics and robes for men.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I live in an area with a lot of somali/Sudanese immigrants and every so often one of the dudes will come in wearing one of these and I'm lowk kinda jealous shit looks comfy asf.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I bet it is! Gotta be comfy if you can wear this in those climates without passing out.