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Except that the only way for these fucks to go around the Eastern Shield is to go through Ukraine, and that's not exactly possible for these idiots
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Now imagine me in the Eastern Line
Sitting on a mine in the Eastern Line
Now it's turned out nice again
The Army life is fine
Putin can't kid us a lot
His secret weapon's genocide
But you ought to see what the polish got
Down on the Eastern Line
Down on the Eastern Line
Pointless, they will come through Hungary and Slovakia if Ukraine falls
So you mean.... the perfect eastern maginot line?
Not pointless, a somewhat protected border is better than a not protected border if they have to go around it
That was the entire point of the Maginot line
There's a philosophical question: if it did it's job flawlessly, and still accomplished nothing, is it pointless?
It accomplished slowing the Germans down and forcing them with going thought the rougher terrain of Belgium. That's far from nothing
As I said, it worked flawlessly, but if it worked flawlessly, but France still got overrun, it'skinda debatable what the point was?
What's the point of seatbelts if people wearing them might still die in car crashes? Might as well get rid of them then
I think you call that the "start of history"
Okay hear me out.
Completely useless and the fucking Muscovites will use human waves to breach the line. The best solution, a shit ton of tungsten pellets, cluster munitions, willy pete and my favorite...napalm. Bring back fucking napalm!
Make Napalm Great Again
Completely useless and the fucking Muscovites will use human waves to breach the line.
I mean given the tactics in Ukraine it's not out of the question...
By the time they reach Poland there will be no meat left to throw at the line.
Why is that?
It's not like Belarus will resist them
omg I didn't know a single person could be so based
Deputy MoD wants to withdraw from Ottawa treaty for this
Begun, the Slav wars have
Again?!?!?!
Wait, they stopped?
To be fair, the Maginot line wasn't breached. The Germans went around it.
Which was the entire point of the line. Belgium back out if their defense deal with France, and even German high command was pissed about how quickly Rommel was going through Northern France. Fall Gelb was absolutely balls to the wall insane and could have seen the German Panzers encircled if the Allied forces had been the least bit competent.
inb4 Russia steamrolls through Lithuania to get around the barrier
The way they overran Kiev in 3 day?
The more things change the more they stay the same
Put crocodiles in a moat at the bottom please
with lasers??? Or are those only for the sharks
The budget allows for uhhmmhh sea bass.