this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ooooh. Any recommendations on this product?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Too much sugar for me, did not try it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

For those of us sickened by the koolaid

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok.........but whats the rest of the joke???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

OOP posts "out shopping, found this" the very next post in OPs feed is "woman out shopping, finds husband" making it seem like OOP and the woman in the second post are the same person and her husband is the lemmy soda(juice?)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

5$ for less than a half liter. My lord...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, with inflation being what it has been since covid, you can understand why his reaction was disappointment (while still believing it to be true) rather than laughing at the idea of paying $5 for 1 bottle, as I would have done 5 years ago.

"No really, what is it? Like $0.70? A dollar???? Whoooo boy. Pushing it to expensive with that dollar price......FIVE DOLLARS???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Ok, no, really what is it? Like $0.80?"

And now if that sign says $5 we all just hang our heads in disgrace and accept that THIS is where inflation is right now.

Granted that's NOT what it is, but you'll excuse us for thinking this is where we are now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear I've seen inflation hit processed foods far harder than it has less processed foods. That and the delta between off-brand and name brand has become massive. At least $5 for a large bag of FritoLay chips, but most off brands are still less than $2 for roughly equivalent product

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out what happened to egg and milk prices in 2022.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That part was interesting, since I live in a rural area surrounded by farms (primarily feed corn and livestock but across the many family farms around where I live pretty much everything gets farmed), and while I saw egg prices rise, milk prices largely remained the same with just noticable shortages

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

It's $5 for 4 of them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Breaking: How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Gay Frogs And Love The Lemmynade

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Implying that the strawberry and peach flavors aren't delicious? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought this is the lemmy lemonade fan forum. Hell, what is this place?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Hi! We imagine that Starfleet runs NixOS here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I wonder if we can work out a brand deal where they change the lemonade to piss(just the label, unless...)

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A nice charm of Lemmy is that people will post this every couple of months until the site dies.

No shade to OP, it's a nice little consistent thing we'll have.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It's kind of cute when this happens though.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

New to me also.

OP, can I get a peach?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only the original is delicious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You are correct, I still want the peach.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Mom said it was MY turn to post this! /j

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Lemmy got so popular they named a lemonade after it. Truly amazing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

You: Mom can we have Lemmy! Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If I came across these, I think I'd have to buy one, in solidarity with my favourite social media platform. The peach one sounds yum!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Taking a moment to thank the creators of Lemmy, who get boatloads of abuse and zero appreciation from the commie/tankie haters. I don't always agree with their politics, I do on enough, but fact is, none of us would be here, without them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Abuse? I'm pretty new here, what happened?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

This man dares to eat a peach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If it takes you hours to get the juice out, youre doing it wrong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some peaches like to edge!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ve had one. They’re OK, but high in sugar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hardly a rave review :P

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I'll take 2 cases of each, please.

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