Id be tickled to have odd answers by mr. yankovic mself
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Would you be tickled if Mr Yankovic strapped you down to some medical restraining table and then.............tickled your feet with a feather???
Seems like something he'd do.
I think the feather was Yankee Doodle not Yankovic
Pretty sure that was macaroni.
High chance of success
Just let an algorithm decide. What could go wrong?
Don't worry the algorithm has been designed to DO THE RIGHT THING
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... for the shareholders
If only there was a way to show the whole world in one simple example how Enshitification works.
Google execs: Hold my beer!
Probably one of the shitstains in Google's C-suite after having signed a "wonderful" contract to get access to "all that great data from Reddit" forced the Techies to use it against their better judgement and advice.
It would certainly match the kind of thing I've seen more than once were some MBA makes a costly decision with technical implications without consulting the actual techies first, then the thing turns out to be a massive mistake and to save themselves they just double up and force the techies to use it anyway.
That said, that's normally about some kind of tooling or framework from a 3rd party supplier that just makes life miserable for those forced to use it or simply doesn't solve the problem and techies have to quietly use what they wanted to use all along and then make believe they're using the useless "sollution" that cost lots of $$$ in yearly licensing fees, and stuff like this that ends up directly and painfully torpedoing at the customer-facing end the strategical direction the company is betting on for the next decade, is pretty unusual.
Probably one of the shitstains in Google’s C-suite after having signed a “wonderful” contract to get access to “all that great data from Reddit”
If they hadn't bought and then shutdown what became google groups to sabotage Usenet they could have gotten access to just as good of a data set for free.
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Do you understand what that guy was trying to say?
Yoink
One bad gloop and she do what i yoinky
Can you tell me what the previous poster thinks is "pretty unusual"? I can't understand the giant run on sentence
I didn't even read most of his comment tbh
You mean answers like this one?
Can that YouTuber sue them for defamation (oh my god that would be amazing). They should consult a lawyer
"Studies indicate" What?
One dentist stands alone.
No matter what I ask Google search, the answer is always 42. Anyone?
It's evolving, just backwards.
This thing is way too half baked to be in production. A day or two ago somebody asked Google how to deal with depression and the stupid AI recommended they jump off the Golden Gate Bridge because apparently some redditor had said that at some point. The answers are so hilariously wrong as to go beyond funny and into dangerous.
Hopefully this pushes people into critical thinking, although I agree that being suicidal and getting such a suggestion is not the right time for that.
"Yay! 1st of April has passed, now everything on the Internet is right again!"
One could hope but I don't think it's likely.
I think this is the eternal 1st of April.
allowing reddit to train Google's AI was a mistake to begin with. i mean just look at reddit and the shitlord that is spez.
there are better sources and reddit is not one of them.
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