Me: Did you eat my sofa? Cow: nooo
this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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chunky boi
Absolute rectangle
I could go for a chonker shank right now.
That’d be a reference absolute unit
Leave it to beeve 'er
This is the quiet moment before the guy on the right sticks his head up its ass to grade the beef
Yep, and you just take his word for it.
No wait. It's got to be your bull.
Now let the mathematicians fight over whether you should approximate that as a "let's assume a perfectly spherical cow" or rather as a... cube? A prism?
I like how one guy is pointing at its ass and the other is clearly taking ass notes
And this one 
counts nothings.
Obviously pointing at tophat slenderman
I've got a print of this beauty framed, hanging on my wall.
This has to be same artist, hasn't it?
Looks like it. His name is William Henry Davis
Oh my god.
Ahhh... A squeep.
That's a wall of beef. It's like the painter hadn't ever seen a bull, but just had a vague description and extrapolated.
Showing off the giant bulls or hogs bred on your estate was a way for rich English guys to flex back in the early 1800s.
The cow was massive, and the patron wanted the artist to make it look even bigger.
Why tf do some pages reimplement scrolling in JS?!
Now, knowing this information, I love it even more. Thank you!
It's the most wonderful rendition ever. The confused stare is what gets me. Every time.
Hahaha look, it’s Kevin the Beefsquare
Funniest shit ever
I have it hung on my wall. It makes me giggle. If anyone has more pictures of this style please do link them.
Where did it come from? I really want a collection of oversized square-ass animals to hang up in my office now.
I’ve heard they were commissioned by land owners to show off how big their animals were. So basically like having a really expensive sports car.
Minecraft cow