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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (39 children)

On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

And its the only place open all week

[–] [email protected] 142 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Locals call it Scringos

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

fuck shack baby fuck shack

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sounds made up but 100% literally true

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I'm surprised how nice the website is.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

It's entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90's they sold T-shirts that said "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks."

Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.

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