Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does scratchy dick have something to do with salt life?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Nah, scratchy dick has everything to do with the sand and bits of shell in your shorts. The burn comes from the salt and the crabs.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Wow, I grew up in Panama city beach, I've been to that place, my lil brother worked there lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Let's be honest, the Americans have better names

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX