Shards in me nards
this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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So, on the positive side, we'll now have extra protection for the boys?
"tiny plastic shards found in human testicles"
Yeah, it was a rough night.
They need to stop checking out our balls.
Why were they looking?
For science, of course.
Honestly, I want to be told, when they don't find micro plastics somewhere.
So on Venus maybe?
I wonder if any of the Venus landers had plastic parts.
Prove it
So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?
they send an intern with a spork.
Take them out, please.
The testicles?
But where will I put my pee
Your balls are evolving into plastic bottles. The solution is obvious...
"Tiny shards" probably isn't the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.
Wasn't scared about microplastics before this headline so it's effective.
maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)
Nah, they've had their kids, they don't care.
They don't care, they already know they're impotent..
Oh I thought this was going to be a recall.
But wait, there's more! Wait until the ovary recall announcement!
Plastic is evolving...
Mash B!