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Female frogs fake their own death to avoid unwanted attention from males: Study (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like my wedding night!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't jump to conclusions yet. This has been observed in European common frogs so if your advances towards, say, Tasmanian toad, have been refused and the toad appears to be dead, it might be, in fact, dead.

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I'll fuck it anyway, just in case...

No, wait, I mean ...