A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
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Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.
Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.
A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.
A boy wants to be like Data.
Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.
Peple talk past eachother until they don't.
He said "an" episode, not every episode
Robot LARPs Mayan pantheon.
We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Janeway and Paris get it on.
Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."
Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".
Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.
Iggy Pop steals the scene.
Iowa man hauls grain, becomes involved in a minor diplomatic incident. Meanwhile, someone else on the ship wonders if he's fated to become his own ancestor.
riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.
Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.
This one wins
Y'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.
What's the worst episode of Stargate?
Emancipation. Short-haired blonde badass is captured and objectified by a sexist warrior culture, until she kicks someone's ass to get out of it.
Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.
Kirk and the Gorn.
Davidge and Jerry, Enemy Mine.
Predator, ugly son of a bitch.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.
Kirk out-bluffs a child.
Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.
A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
Angry drunk gifts bartender his wife. Forensic accounting leads to a duel where the prize is divorce.
Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
Picard explains why his post-scarcity techno-utopia can't give medicine to bronze-age dirt farmers and gets Shinzo Abe'd.
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