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this post was submitted on 17 May 2024
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There is a commercial product made something like that
The biggest crime is using Skippy. Only Jif, or Peter Pan.
They forgot the vanilla ice cream.
This should be illegal
I mix it in my mouth with the bread, like the good Lord intended!
Just like the mayonegg from Arrested Development
Yes. 1: because mixing is bad 2: because jelly is way too sweet and tastes bad
This is a crime
If your jam comes in a bottle…
Yeah, I mean mixing good quality jam is one thing, but this can't be it.
This pic is some dystopic stuff. How can you eat those fake mixtures full of chemistry? Is this what people in USA eat? Even the bread looks like it would never spoil.
https://www.labeladvisor.com/showproduct/?id=31393§ion=ingredients
The palm oil is a problem ecologically, but healthwise is actually pretty decent as far as common fats go.
The bread is a shame and there's a lot higher quality available, same with jelly, though the squeeze bottle is convenient.
This kinda bread goes bad in about a week if kept air tight, or a few hours if left out.
https://www.welchs.com/fruit-spreads/concord-grape-jelly/
The jelly is made with corn syrup, but otherwise doesn't contain "scary chemicals". It contains pectin, citric acid, and sodium citrate, which are completely natural things to be in jam or jelly. Pectin is traditionally boiled from apples, citric acid traditionally comes from lemons, sodium citrate is essentially just lemon juice and baking soda.
The only dystopian bits are the corn syrup and the scale these foods are made at. Calling them "fake mixtures full of chemistry" just makes it sound like you don't know that all food is chemistry.
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