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[–] [email protected] 35 points 13 hours ago

Legally? Yes. Physically? No.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I think the vampire physically could enter because the warrant is basically allowing them to enter a space they otherwise would need express permission from the person that dwells there. I haven't known a cop otherwise to serve the warrant and then just stand awkwardly waiting for permission to enter afterwards. If we are to believe that vampires exist in this context and follow "traditional" rules, you best believe a vampire could be in any given profession, especially because night work is more prevalent than ever. There would certainly be a vampire cop who works at night and takes advantage of the way warrants work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

I think hearth magic doesn't work that way. When you live somewhere and set up a presence, it becomes your domain. A warrant doesn't take that away from you. You need permission to travel safely into someone's domain.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Vampires are older than property law, I think the power that keeps them out comes from physically dwelling in the place. As long as they're still living there, regardless of what a judge decided, it's their home as far as a vampire is concerned. Otherwise they could just ask each other for permission to enter someone else's house. I'm trying to remember if this came up in Buffy...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Police don't typically execute search warrants alone. If I knew that specific policeman was a vampire I would address his partner(s) individually and invite them in, but I would not invite the vampire. Explaining to them why he was staying outside would be his problem.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

In this same vein, if a vamp-cop's partner entered the home, then invited the vamp-cop in, would the vamp-cop be able to enter then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Only the people living there can invite a vampire in.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

But what if I trust the vampire cop more than the cop? At least the vampire cop admits he's a bloodsucker.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

Y'all this one is simple.

Legally, yes.

Physically (for supernatural reasons), no.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

that depends on the setting you're writing.

I think it would be more interesting to instead say yes or no, and then explain why it's that way in your setting.

if yes, perhaps the law is magic in its own right, or perhaps the state is ordained by god. If the vampire is a protagonist, then perhaps the story might be interestes in exploring the necessity of due process and the consequences of not doing that.

If no, perhaps it is because the police are a corrupt institution lacking support of any higher supernatural power. Our vampire cop might feel forced to use increasing sinister methods of gaining entry to suspects homes.

The answer could even be different depending on location, and showing the difference could be very interesting.

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