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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Am I the only one trying to shoehorn these lyrics into Steve miller's joker?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think it's Bitch by Meredith Brooks

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm with the orcas.

Sink them all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Aren't they going after sailboats? These aren't like mega-yachts owned by Bezos. It's like someone's entire life savings, retirement plan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you make enough money to purchase a luxury boat? Well do I have THE vacation destination for you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

These have mostly been small sailing vessels, and in some cases the family home. We're not talking about the 1% here.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is anyone else bothered by the addition of the word "just", which throws off the whole rhythm and doesn't need to be there in any way?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It works if you pronounce the last word as three syllables. I don't know if that's the correct way to pronounce it, but it is the American way to pronounce it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"I'm a bitch"

3 syllables

"I'm an orca"

4 syllables

"Sinking yachts"

3 syllables

"Off Majorca"

4 syllables

Adding "Just" makes it 5, which is too many for the pattern

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Also, "Imma hit you with my tail" is one syllable too many. "I'll" would work better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's awkward, especially since the "just" is completely unnecessary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Naw, the line should only be 4 syllables. "I'm a mother" is the og.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd imagine whoever wrote this doesn't know how to pronounce Majorca

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know how that's my favorite Zelda game

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I smoked majorka's ass once.

GUD SHIT

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