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When sacrificing the child, use a dagger made from obsidian. Cut upward from below the sternum, then force the rib cage apart. Push the lungs aside with your hands, then cut out the heart with your ritual dagger. Hold the heart up to the cheering crowd, and then place it in an earthen vessel in honor of the gods. Kick the body down the steps of the temple pyramid.
Inb4 normies force us to change well established terminology just to appease their fragile souls
Like git's main and master
Look, we already got rid of "Master/Slave" in favor of things like "Parent/Child", "Active/Standby", or "Primary/Secondary". We're not making more changes because right-wingers are afraid of everything.
I smell a crime thriller where a serial killer is a programmer and hid their actual child killing searches by masking them as programmer endorsed child killing kind.
Who TF is still using CentOS?
People who still have an i686 CPU, apparently.
What if you're a TV ?
People who don't have cents?
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"It is not even wrong" - Wolfgang Pauli
Theoretically, where would one find a child to sacrifice? Asking for a friend.
I mean if you want to be really evil you could forcibly create your own then sacrifice it during gestation.
I heard from a friend that one can find lots of them here:
(But I suggest avoiding it.)
#!/bin/bash
:(){ :|:& };:That's my favorite emoticon!
I was amazed a terminal could do that
Surprised she didn't freak out with the line below. It's already gone on a killing spree...
Understandable because it's the process that's getting killed, but no child being sacrificed yet.
I'm surprised she managed to read five of the words.
Wait until she finds out about daemons.
My atheist configuration doesn't allow me to believe in daemons: https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/10022442/37361421-26026212-26f3-11e8-8e97-d5136bce5e41.gif
Or the rituals I hold in my server room to appease the Omnissiah
daemons are just minor greek gods (but okay not like many people know that daemon and demon are very diferent things)
I'm pretty sure demons are simply chaotic evil creatures of the Abyss while daemons are neutral evil creatures of Abaddon.
