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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Tell me ur in the navy without telling me ur in the navy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

So, you are saying that he's in the navy?!

[–] [email protected] 98 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not just "I eat ass," but "I eat ass <3"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Ah, crisis averted then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

*Grindr-ing away!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I pray they never take pictures of the extinguisher bottles. The horrible things written on them is going to get a lot of Airman weekend duties.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like "RENEW BEFORE 2005" ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Well yes but more too!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

I mean, it's the navy 🌈, the guy knows what he likes, he's not half bad looking, and while I've only had my ass devoured once, by a skilled sub, I'd partake in it again.

Not enough to join up but if he's at port...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

Peak blue collar welder humor there

[–] [email protected] 144 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can we be sure that's not exactly why he was picked for the photoshoot? The navy is trying to appeal to the Gen Z's and they're notorious ass eaters.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Bet he has a Mustang and a Charger financed at 30%