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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this possible but humans? You know, by some weird conditions or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

From my understanding, no. Source: SciShow on YouTube

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Jesus shark, dim dim dim-dim dim-dim, Jesús shark,...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Jaws Dropping

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

how long until we get some sharksonas of our lord and saviour?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Amen. He had returned

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Alright who fucked the shark

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

and when he came back they denied him

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Have we checked his midichlorian count?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In this analogy, humans are like Watto, then. Slave owners.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean our track record aint exactly spotless

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If humans met aliens, the first thing we'd try to do is fuck it. Source: Mass Effect

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

It's most likely a she-shark, not a he-shark.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I've heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“All female shark tank” is my new band name.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Coming soon on ABC!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's only shark Jesus if the baby is male, because that would be a miracle. If the baby is female, it's just parthenogenesis

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

So we need to rebuild the Parthenon?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago

Jesus - I said I was coming back, I didn't say as what.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago

Life, uh, finds a way.

[–] [email protected] 127 points 4 months ago (5 children)

This is called parthenogenesis and is a known phenomenon, albeit rare in vertebrates. Some species, like the New Mexico whiptail, rely on it (all New Mexico whiptails are female).

Here is a paper from 2007 that talks about parthenogenesis in hammerhead sharks..

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The New Mexico whiptail is also an F1 hybrid. If they go extinct, you can make more by hybridizing a little striped whiptail and a western whiptail. In case anyone thought that 'species' was a solidly defined word.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Ee ah ah ah

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

F1 hybrid

Plug-in formulas

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Genomic imprinting says no. It wouldn't produce a fetus that is in congruence with the possibility of life. It could at most start growing and developing, but it would die in the womb. More akin to a tumor than to a baby.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How comes it's possible for a bird or a fish, but not a human? If this article explains why, it is a bit obscure for non specialists.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

No worries the whole concept of parthenogenesis is a really obscure and obtuse one.

Here's a SciShow link that does a really good job of describing it in a less obtuse and confusing way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Good to know. Didn't expect a serious reply

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Interesting fact about the NM whiptail, they still need to have sex to reproduce for some reason, despite no gene swap occurring.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wasn't this also like the inciting incident for the original jurassic park movie?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah.

That one was dinosaurs changed gender to male, citing the frog DNA they completed the chain with as having that potential.

So what was supposed to be an all-female park to prevent reproduction became co-ed and then nature happened.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I'm still confused on the difference

Edit: thank you to everyone who replied, I understand the difference now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

One was direct development of an egg into an embryo, the other was conversion of an animal from one sex to another to facilitate mating.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Jurassic Park’s version is still sexual reproduction. Parthenogenesis is a form of asexual reproduction.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Parthenogenesis - egg just becomes embryo, no male required

Jurassic Park - one individual turned from female to male and started making babies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

No, in Jurassic Park African frogs are used as the genetic gap filler, these frogs (and therefore the dinosaurs) are able to change sex in same sex environents

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And with our votes combined, we will push this good scoop to the top! Thanks, friend!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I'd like a DNA test to confirm they aren't half human.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Happened at Cala Gonone Aquarium in Sardinia

NO WAY IT'S ON THE SAME ISLAND I LIVE ON

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago

One of the three wise men is among us! He's seen the signs. Now he must go bearing cans of tuna and gold doubloons.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“You're gonna need a bigger manger.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I'm not proud to say that if this implied movie gets made, I'm going to go see it.

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