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Two chemists walk into a bar (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:

I'll have H2O.

I'll have H2O... also.

The water was very refreshing.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Why do Catholics kneel when they pray?

Because there’s no syn elimination in the chair confirmation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Little Johnny was a boy, but now he is no more; what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I read "chemists" as "chekists". Too much .ml for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Aren't those the guys who feed beers to their tattoos?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Teenager me used to do that ALL the time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

When I get drunk enough I switch to water for at least some time.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The USA is the USA and the rest of the world is the rest of the world. There are plenty of bars here where teens and children are allowed, they often come with their parents and get served toasts and juice or a smoothie, while their parents get beers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

in most of the world, the drinking age is 18, and the USA doesn't matter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People who don't drink alcohol?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Then you'll have to drink coke.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Need a moment to look through the tap menu

[–] MuAraeOracle 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

So does the would-be assassin expect the cops to say "Oh he asked for Hydrogen peroxide? Then it must be suicide!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

they'll say anything if it means they won't have to do much

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Only if the victim was Epstein or a Boeing whistleblower. But I digress…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Or that the bartender will know what he’s talking about and would just serve a customer a glass of hydrogen peroxide as if it were a drink.