If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:
I'll have H2O.
I'll have H2O... also.
The water was very refreshing.
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If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:
I'll have H2O.
I'll have H2O... also.
The water was very refreshing.
Why do Catholics kneel when they pray?
Because there’s no syn elimination in the chair confirmation.
Little Johnny was a boy, but now he is no more; what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.
I read "chemists" as "chekists". Too much .ml for me
Aren't those the guys who feed beers to their tattoos?
Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?
Teenager me used to do that ALL the time.
When I get drunk enough I switch to water for at least some time.
Don’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.
The USA is the USA and the rest of the world is the rest of the world. There are plenty of bars here where teens and children are allowed, they often come with their parents and get served toasts and juice or a smoothie, while their parents get beers.
in most of the world, the drinking age is 18, and the USA doesn't matter
People who don't drink alcohol?
Then you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.
Then you'll have to drink coke.
Need a moment to look through the tap menu
So does the would-be assassin expect the cops to say "Oh he asked for Hydrogen peroxide? Then it must be suicide!"
they'll say anything if it means they won't have to do much
Only if the victim was Epstein or a Boeing whistleblower. But I digress…
Or that the bartender will know what he’s talking about and would just serve a customer a glass of hydrogen peroxide as if it were a drink.