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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here you go m8:

Female cat ~2yrs, “Mushi Miso”

Female cat ~2yrs, “Mushi Miso”

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She’s kind of a pussy, you are adorable!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This is Mia

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My cat Hatsune Miku

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What a lovely void

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Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat) Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat)

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Here is Pusel, he's currently recovering from getting poisoned.

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No idea, came home feeling bad, took him to the vet and we were told he has eaten something poisonous. He's a fighter and now he's a bit better, started eating.

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This is Eve. She's pronounced Eevee like the Pokemon but it's spelled different because i am not a fuckign weeb.
She likes getting stuck and absolutely destroying furniture.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

These 2 little shits 🥰

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This is Queen Isabella Greychunk. She lets some of us peasants call her Izzy.

She's got three fangs. She lost one in an unfortunate catnip-related incident.

It makes her very blurry.

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She's more of a retiree that eats tuna, plays bridge and has a favorite comfy blankie. She's a 16 year old house cat that's getting kinda creaky and doesn't like reaching back to wash below her rib cage anymore. But she purrs at me at least 3 hours a day, which is nice. She's purring at me as I type this.

She's also the second greyest creature I've ever seen. When I was in high school, a girl name Sheila brought in this Chow dog that had grey eyes, a grey tongue...I think if you cut that dog, it would have bled grey. My cat has yellow eyes, purple beans and a pink tongue. She's technicolor compared to Sheila's dog.

I asked Sheila out senior year. She turned me down but in a perfectly nice way, like she treated being asked out by a nerd like me as a perfectly reasonable thing to happen, which if anything was a boost to my self-esteem. Like she didn't try to make me feel I was beneath her or whatever. I actually thanked her for not laughing in my face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My silly girl, Rosie. A Pomsky and very well behaved, usually 😂

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Me and my stripey boy, Chief Inspector Bean, we were together for nearly 20 years and I will miss him until the day I die.

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Starbuck and Gary Laser-Eyes. Both dumb as bricks (they never get the brain cell) but super sweet and cuddly. Complete lap cats. Gary also has the loudest purr I've ever heard from a cat, you can hear him through walls.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Enjoying the spoils of war

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My friend adopted a wild cat, named it Dog. Pics from before and after getting Dog neutered.

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Presenting his floofness, Basel. Pictured with his two favorite things, snow and sticks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Well, here's Bean, she just celebrated her one year gotcha anniversary.

Her bro Murphy passed away earlier this year, but he will always be my pup.

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(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])

(Buddy)

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My little baby, Soos!

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This is my old man Diddy.

https://i.imgur.com/cCqLFDX.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qpkUbRu.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/T8mbhco.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Fds94RX.jpg

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Thank you! Her name's Xena.

Sometimes she is round:

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First of all, she's magnificent! 😍

Second of all, I'm very sorry but I can't stop myself from asking: if she's your main coon, do you have a secondary one as well? 😛

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, I'll give her a pet in your honor ☺️ Secondly, I'll blame autocorrect 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I am indeed honored and will give this girl and her sister pets in yours 😁❤️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

My idiot Koala just turned 15 yesterday!

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https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1db48535-7711-4b4e-92d8-6df2c39d24bb.jpeg its Ozzy (left) and Kyubey (right) they found a bug

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:

Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like "poonch-key" (Polish folk, don't come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).

He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.

I love him more than life itself.

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