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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I actually just pissed on my trousers.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

That's the secret they're all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

There's a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure it's a pattern and not actual piss

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How many room mates to you have to have $800 rent?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My cat, who also lives in Wichita

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wow, you live in the biggest city in Kansas?

I hear White Castle started there!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It did! I wish we had one!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do you not have one anymore?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I take it you've never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

To solve unemployment

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Hey man, 100 bucks is 100 bucks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Literally Calico Cut Pants in real life.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Calico Cut Pants

literally opened the comment section to say this if nobody else had, and also to link https://getcalicocutpants.com/

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I mean, the company straight up said they're pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Ah yes the old pocket pee stain.. because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.

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