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Suck my entire dick. Y'all wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is the same kind of deviant that doesn’t eat the middle of a cinnamon roll.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Your words are poison.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's the last satisfying bite!

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 days ago (10 children)

The chocolate is required, it's 'fired' Into the wafer to coat the entire inside of the cone with a layer of chocolate. This protects the Wafter from absorbing water from the ice team and going soggy. Source: Worked 4+ years in a ice cream factory and was curious myself. Plenty of features of food are often a necessity that is marketed as a feature

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I bet you were a pretty big wheel down at the ice cream factory

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

!subscribe to more ice cream factory fun facts

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought I was on c/unpopularopinion for a second brb downvoting with my bot cluster

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Ops take is shite

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Look i dont usually support reform when they talk about deporting people for not having British values, but just this once......

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You know that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer sells muffin tops without the muffins and makes bank?

Sell me cone bottoms. I'll buy them all.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Fill a bowl with 'em, pour in some milk, and give me a spoon!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I’m so excited for you, those things are delicious and dangerous.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It was Elaine tho

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Fuck now I want a cornet. Also OP your take is so unimaginably objectively wrong that you should please cease be.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Suck my entire dick.

Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you go deep enough, you can reach the chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How many licks does it take?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Give it to me then. I'll eat them the same way I eat your left over pizza crust and shrimp tails. 😤

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can understand the crust, I eat it myself, but the full shrimp tails?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay, I'll eat shrimp tails sometimes, hell I eat the end of chicken bones until they get all splintery

But you say leftover... Do you just like, pop a handful in your mouth one by one? And is this something that's surprisingly satisfying, or just ok?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's mostly just a vessel for cocktail sauce. It's still shrimpy enough, not as satisfying as the meat but still good if you don't mind the crunchiness. As a kid, my parents didn't eat the tails and I would take them (and the parsley used for garnish) and eat it because it was still good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Okay, that flavor maths out much better, I can picture it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just use better quality chocolate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

And skip the ice cream and cone.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It also serves as a plug to keep it from dripping melted ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It also serves as a plug

Yep, time for some sleep. My brain just auto inserted "butt".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Be careful about what you auto insert.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

These people never experienced having the bottom of the cone wet and breaking off before you're even finished. I may not be a fan of chocolate itself, but I still think it's an elegant solution to the issue.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I don't like it either, ice cream has a freshness to it that gets ruined when you end the eating with just chocolate. I love chocolate of all kinds, it just isn't what I'd want as the last bite after ice cream. When I was a kid I always ate that part first and just kept my finger on the bottom so it didn't leak. I rarely buy ready-made ice cream cones nowadays so haven't had to do this in many years.

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