Sorry, man. Can't come over tonight, I'm working overtime at the hotdog factory, putting bones in these wieners
You could say…
“You are boning these weeners”
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Pretty sure that's called a baculum.
I shuddered you bastard.
No thanks, I prefer my hotdogs 🅱️ONELESS
Not frankfurters, either, but Frankfurt. Anyone up for some Hamburgs or Viennas?
When regular hot dogs aren't as American as you would wish
Plump fingers with grody nails
i was wondering if i was the only one who didn't think that the gray/brown bones were gross looking. lol
these would pair well with
My friends like cooking content. I sent them this, and they were all mortally offended. A few of them are offering to come visit my house, and don't ask why they are bringing baseball bats with socks on them.
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Wait until you see their jelly donuts.
docking
A sound plan
This is the latest stupid trend.
Even the BBQ restaurants are getting in on it.
Am I the only one wondering where they get those bones?
Clearly they're the natural bone of the sausage meat. Just the way it comes when you pluck it off the meat animal.
Animals I'm guessing
Long pigs.
Never much cared for it.
The taste varies from person to person.
So the Nippon Ham company is starting with sausages with bones, and working their way up to the perfectly round cylinder of roasted meat with a large straight bone through the centre that anime and video games have teased us with for decades.
Gotta start somewhere.
Japan wouldn't know real ham if it oinked in their face.
The best thing you can get over there is "raw ham" like prosciutto which is disgusting to me.
Good, crispy bacon is also completely foreign to them. Although Costco does sell some imported American stuff.
Has nothing to do with Frankfurter too, with or without bone.
I also got a bone in my wiener.
IN MY PANTS!
Oh, my poor deformed friend...
Hey, baculum are common among multiple species!
They could just be a highly intelligent raccoon who has been shamed into wearing pants by their human peers due to social pressures.
On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Unless you tip them off.
Can some bone-ologist tell us what animal and what part of the animal those bones came from?
From boneless pizza. That's how the pizza becomes boneless
Just regular bone factory bones
Bone stock.
Canines obvs
A boneR, they forgot the R
Ah yes, the bone that naturally exists in that slurry of ground-up random pig parts.
I think it's good that they're using as much of the pig as possible tbh
But are those bones even from a pig? They vaguely look like the rib bones you use as handles when you eat spare ribs at a restaurant.
I wonder if it's much different of industrial 'chicken wings'
It is, because the texture of whole meat is different than that of the hotdog/chicken nugget. Processing meat gives it that airy, easily biteable texture. Unprocessed (I mean processed as in a processor, not industrial “processing”) the meat stays like we know it on the bone: with sort of that leaner, vertical fibrous integrity.