Hulk turtle heading. Hulk need bathroom!
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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when Shania says let's go girls!
That don't impress me much
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT
Bitch
My real guess is water. You have a flash flood river dumping several tons of water at those doors and I bet it crumples them just like that
I don't think so. Water would fill the room and push equal force on the whole door.
Even if true, there's not equal support around the door.
The bottom of the door isn't braced on the bottom, but the top and edges are.
The left side is supported on multiple hinges that are solid, and keep the edge a fixed distance from the frame. The right and top edges are supported by relatively thin metal that only provide bracing in one direction.
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the door bowed from the pressure and the bottom right corner fails first.
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once the corner was out there's more leverage for twisting the door.
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the top right corner is stuck, diagonal crease appears as the door tries to "twist", this wedges the corner more into the frame.
No, it would only flood to a certain level at which the door would be forced open, so not an equal force on the whole door.
Well, it was a flood, so what now?
Let them assume a perfect sphere, no friction, and no air resistance.
Then they'll be right!
Also the floor is wet.
Huh I guess you’re right, damn these old eyes
Honey, the door is locked shut. We'll need to call the superintendent to come help us out, so I don't think you're going to reach that Taylor Swift concert.
Her:
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I don't think so. Water would fill the room and push equal force on the whole door.
I think you responded to the wrong comment
Yeah
...did you get the joke though? I wasn't being serious.
Hulk smash!
It swings both ways. I was here yesterday and it swings both ways.
Has this ever happened to you?
when you don't tip the delivery driver
Grandma had to go watch bold and the beautiful, but doors were locked
make that days of our lives, and you'd have my gramma.. my mom, too, but we had a vcr and a second airing of it later in the day. gramma only had the one shot to watch it every day.
Yeah my grandma wouldn't miss a single episode. Every single time I came to visit after school she'd feed me, we'd play cards and then she went to watch bold and the beautiful and fall asleep in the rocking chair
I miss her so much
Shia Labeouf has escaped
"Doors Will Not Divide Us!"
Oh no, he isn't dead yet. Shia surprise!
Someone came unhinged, but not the doors.
"Godamnit, who asked for Kool-Aid again?!"
"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
Someone took that sign at the top too literally.
Pretty sure I saw this on r/weirdcore once, back in the day.
Just police at wrong address, nothing to see here and you seen nothing.
I don't think they're strong enough to open a fire door in the opposite direction
I was thinking some kinda wild freeze / thaw / freeze
On closer examination looks like door 1 held the water back until it burst and then either the force of water blew door 2 open or door 2 held until it burst later.
The water running on the floor tells me this.
That baby made threatening moves!
And that dog was there!
It got a little damp.
I was thinking that cops used "the key to the city" but now that mention that it does look like water damage on the floors.
It came in from our escape route. One of them found us... Those bits are what's left of the team stationed here.
It's up to us, or it leads the rest of them to the survivors. We kill it here.
Looks like the Production release pipeline after the CEO presents the new ""requirements"" from the client...
Well it's behind you at this point, so might as well go in.
