Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
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Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.
But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.
I'm glad it's over
I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.
"About fucking time."
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh
"What was that noise?"
Avenge me.
Spike Milliganβs headstone reads, βI told you I was illβ
"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Butt cheeks
πΆExit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Weβre off to never never landβ¦πΆ
Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.
Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?
"Hopefully I'll do better next time"
There is always money in the...
Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, Iβm out.
Cya
Thatβs is!?!? That was mid.
Currently? βSit! Lay down! Okay cβmon boyβ
I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.
"Oh fuckβ¦"
change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.
"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "
My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.
Today is a good day to die
It's about time.
Time to go.
Gazpacho soup.
The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]
im surrounded by idiots
Smoke em if you got em
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing
Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.
Remember, if you don't want to fly on a plane made by boeing, the door is open for you.
28 Stab wounds
"That's not good, I'm not happy"
Ah, fuck.
Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--
Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"