This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.
"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"
this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"
"I'm sorry, guys."
"fix for real this time"
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
hoho
I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.
Changed index.html
Fix for vendor lies.
"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"
My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.
I think long messages are a good habit. Start with something readable in the history, past that who cares? Most people rarely read past the preview, and if they do they want details
I think it's great because it makes you reflect on what the goal was and what you did. I sometimes stop to make a quick change as I'm writing, or just collect my thoughts before mentally dismissing the task
WIP
"My laptop died before I could push these"
Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.
It's a student project anyway.
Update
CPEUI-20102: It's working but still clean up to do.
I'll never get time to do that "clean up"
Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."
Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.
Offset controls that are grouped together
";"
Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...
Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rolling back demo commit
"Debug"
wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha
I wrote a brief manifesto on my hatred of Python because some refactoring ended up having a comma at the end of a line, which screwed me over for about an hour until I happened to noticed it.
"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"
"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
Merge commits 🙅
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.
The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.
Bench: 5212899
hey, you did ask