If only a quart of vodka actually did that.

if you plan on eating an entire cylinder of table salt and nothing else you amaze me

The hell kind of vector is a gram meter second per kilogram

gms? Wtf.

gram [g]

The gram (originally gramme; SI unit symbol g)

I propose g/kg body weight.

I only saw a cropped picture and thought it was the recipe for Rum Ham.

So what you're saying is there's a 50% chance of me eating 100 frosted cupcakes and surviving

That's a LOT more salt and a little less ethanol than I would have thought.

I love that half is in metric and other half has pounds, foots and quarts.

My metric wired brain just don't understand it.

Sort of relevant

wtf ive drank vastly more vodka than that, why am I still living

Okay, I'm in. Where is the bacon so I can test this empirically?

Now I want a 250 ft long sub...

Huh. I guess I’ve been lucky with those quarts of vodka.