this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Buy it dinner first

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Turn it into a spray

Now you can flavor all your foods with finesse. It's like a pepper spray with orange as the substitute for the pepper. Hell, spray it into your mouth for some fresh orange juice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man

edit: grammar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Start at the little hole at the bottom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Slice hole vertically in the middle between and stick tounge in and slurp it out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Aggressively.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Poke a pinhole and squeeze the juice into your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

In the shower

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

It’s a sourpuss

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

boy this is clearly a lemonussy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

My only excuse is that I just woke up and my eyes were still bleary.

Wait... Does this mean we can get some Lemonussyade?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Of course it does. What a question...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Well you know what they say: when life gives you lemonussy, make lemonussyade.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Spread the lips and dig in.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

I should call her...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

First you have the skin, and then the sweet, sweet innards

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

After having a few good moments, throw the bitter and hollow remainings of your orange in the trash?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like a bulldog eating custard.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of a joke I heard..

Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"

Dad: "Before sex or after sex?"

Kid: "uh.. before sex."

Dad: "Like a rose, with all it's pedals in full bloom"

kid: thinks for a second. "huh ok. What about after sex?"

Dad "Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Don't think, just go for it face first like it was the first meal you had in a month after crash landing in the desert

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Will ramen do?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do the alphabet with your tongue

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Backwards, in cursive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Suppositorily.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Front to back

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Lick it like ice cream and if people stare at you weirdly, offer them to share it with you.