These losers would hate looking up how many times the bible mentions managing your money
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
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The Bible mentions infanticide multiple times, too.
It doesn't mention computers once
How many times is sodomy mentioned 😵
69
hehehe that's the weed number
What about beef tallow
I'm happy that modern science is finally learning about bread and olive oil
sure the world is getting fucked to death by capitalism via pollution and warming, but I'm sure we can solve that through individual food consumption choices. I am very smart
Tears streaming down my face as I beg the apple tree to respect my consumer choice and grow oranges instead.
So far no luck
The agricultural treat printers can't come soon enough
I legit have a wild dream of grafting an impractical number of apple varieties onto the same trunk. It would be a nightmare if it started to get fungus, though.
Look I like olive oil, but calling it a superfood feels like a stretch, when would you ever eat straight olive oil
When I was in my early 20s they had a free olive oil bottle meant to be seasoning in the restaurant closest to work, id pour half a bottle into the soup.
Eventually I would make instant ramen, with lard, tallow orremovedseed oil instead of water.
The celebrity chef diet.
Hah, mere mortal. As a Spaniard, pure extra virgin olive oil runs through my veins. I have transcended mere existence, I am become the
This is what happens when you eat 30-40 olives, right out of the jar with your fingers, as an easy weeknight dinner.
Aceitunas machacás/chupadedos hit the freaking spot so much these days, I love the flavour profile of the brine used to make them
the bible totally mentions lab grown meat. it's called Manna. it was made by Trickster Scientists to help God's warriors get completely jacked in time for battle with the Lost Tribes of Solomon before the invention of HGH and Elk Liver.
if you invest in Lord Christ Crypto, i will send you a link to the Real Ultimate Bible which will teach you how to unvaxx your own loads.
lol
grok is this true?
Of course the conspiracy whackjob is also an A432 dork
Imagine what they'll feel when they discover A 415 or even A 392
They don't have shit on renaissance nerds
~~bronze age pervert~~ iron age pervert
now do cannibalism
And horse jizz. That's definitely in the Bible at least once.
Donkey
Covet not thy neighbor's 
the bible absolutely mentions manmade fish meat
Jesus was actually a time-traveler from the future with a replicator, some hyposprays, and a medical tricorder
Jesus was Data who accidentally time travelled whilst delivering a replicator to a distant planet and was thrown light-years back to Earth.
The Bible doesn't mention cars, planes, guns, internet, democracy, cocoa, coffee, tea, giant robots...
The Bible does have passages describing an arguably democratic and perhaps even primitive communist society, since descriptions of the apostles sharing everything can be found in Acts 2:44-45 and Acts 4:32-35. there its stated that all believers were united in heart and mind, sharing their possessions and ensuring that no one among them was in need.
conspicuously, western protestants often tend to omit those verses.
I like to bring this up when they get uppity about capitalism being God's preferred system, which is such a wild claim to make. But a Fox News host said it best, "God is great, but I love capitalism." Honestly, had I not heard them say it myself, I would have a hard time believing they were so mask-off.
It does, however, mention adultery quite a lot.
How else are you gonna pass the time back then?
Cutting the neighbouring tribes' foreskins presumably