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[–] [email protected] 189 points 6 months ago (10 children)

When things go right: "WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?"

When things go wrong: "WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?"

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That's a common reporting problem, there have been no "successful" attacks, you show value/work by making sure to note all the unsuccessful ones.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 6 months ago (2 children)

When you work in security and your department gets cut because "there haven't been any attacks in 5 years"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like it's time to give a little insider info on the company network to hacking groups.

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