When things go right: "WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?"
When things go wrong: "WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?"
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When things go right: "WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?"
When things go wrong: "WHAT ARE WE PAYING YOU FOR?!?"
That's a common reporting problem, there have been no "successful" attacks, you show value/work by making sure to note all the unsuccessful ones.
When you work in security and your department gets cut because "there haven't been any attacks in 5 years"
Sounds like it's time to give a little insider info on the company network to hacking groups.