Also, please social distance your ass out of my basement .
I guess it's even worse to know someone went to the bathroom to pee but to only hear the sink
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Not worse! They might have forgotten to flush. At least they have clean hands
COVID isn't over until supreme pizza toppings are available again at the Costco food court.
The one thing I was hoping we'd keep from Covid was sick people wearing masks in public.
Guess not.
Anytime I go shopping, especially at Costco or Target, there will be at least one person coughing in the open, no mask or anything. I make a beeline away from them as fast as I can, but sometimes I just wish I could yell at these people for being selfish idiots…
I was on a plane a few months ago and I swear to god half the plane was visibly sick. Coughing contantly, rubbing snot from their nose, looking upset. Etc. Zero had masks. This was an international flight so it wasn't even a US thing. The world is universally fucking stupid.
Be the change you want to see in the world. There's so much political bullshit around masking that people do it even less than they used to pre-covid, including healthcare workers.
One of the most disappointing g things about growing up is realising how many adults are not actual adults.
Also, please social distance your ass out of my basement .
no deal
I used to think that I didn't need to wash my hands after using the restroom because my entire body gets washed on a daily basis, so touching my dick isn't a reason to wash them.
Don't get me wrong, I still believe that touching my dick doesn't warrant washing my hands. Now though, I wash them when I use the restroom (though sometimes before rather than after) because it's a way to ensure that my hands get washed regularly. Most of the other stuff I touch throughout the day doesn't get washed on a daily basis.
Wash your hands because the sink is there.
When you flush a toilet, urine and feces are splashed around the room in droplet form.
Just flush with it closed?? I know that they are splashed, but to avoid that you can literally just close the toilet.
(I don't know if "close" is the correct verb, I cannot remember what the part of the toilet that covers the seat is called)
Public toilets usually don't have complete lids in America.
I still don't know why people use the toilet and don't close the lid. WTF is it there for it you ALWAYS leave it open?
I'm pretty sure you got it right, I would've maybe said "shut" though. Also it's literally just called a toilet seat cover.
But yes you're so right, just close it first.
Because I've had this conversation too many times before:
If you use the urinal, wash your hands. Even if you didn't have to touch it to flush, wash your hands. Your dick is not "cleaner than the door handle", wash your hands.
this assumes you don't wash your dick everytime you go to the bathroom
Apologies. In my poor country we don't have urinals with hand and dick washing built in. /s
That's what the little soap puck in the urinal is for
While the door handle is an obvious thing, washing hands when using the restroom is also a great way to regularly wash hands without needing a schedule!
Pizza parties at work be like 🤮
There's more diseases than COVID that can fuck people up out there
Please wash your hands and keep at least a few feet back
I don't need to feel your breath on my neck while we're in line
I miss the day where it was illegal to smell someone's aweful breath and bo
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