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Gimme some wet wet, that clear, that hy-dro!

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

In the UK we'll sometimes call it 'council pop'

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

That 70% stuff

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

Perfection needs no nickname.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

my cat calls it "waters"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

water of life exists and predictably, it's booze

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

i thought it was the bile of a young sandworm

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

A glass of drip!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks

Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday

Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

its two syllables why would it need a nickname

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

Lemme get some sip -- wait no thats for blood

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

Freshwater or salt water?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

lemme get that slurp

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Château de Faucet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Waiter, bring me a glass of glizzy juice

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That's some high quality H20!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah this is it, nobody calls anything else by it’s chemical name

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Counter: it's the shortest chemical name for any liquid you're likely to run into. Ethanol is CH₃CH₂OH

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago

Just a lil' shot of supercooled H for me

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Tall glass of Hg thanks!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Sometimes ethanol gets abbreviated to EtOH (Ethyl and hydroxyl group). Which is longer to say but more satisfying than Ethanol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You guys aren't just carrying Ga in your pocket to play around with???

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago

A piping hot shot of Cu

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

trying to get wet like training day

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

I didn't know you liked to stay hydrated, Jake

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Actually here you sometimes call it "Goose wine" or "Municipal beer" if you're asked for your drink order.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"Municipal beer" reminded me that in the UK we sometimes call it "council pop".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

Oh that's a good one

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Goose wine

Geese have good taste.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago

Diet diet cola

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I resent its absence

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

This is the last word a wanderer in the desert said as he faceplanted into the sand and the buzzards descended.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Hit me with that moist!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Another round of dihydrogen monoxide for me and my pals.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

I'll have one river, small, hold the hydrology.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

aqua vitae

that's booze. That's a distilled spirit in common parlance or just alcohol in alchemy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ain't that the origin for the term, whiskey?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

It is, also akvavit and eau de vie

[–] [email protected] 0 points 14 hours ago

Agua is just water in Spanish.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago

Hydrohomies love their sippy