If I were you, I wood.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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Looks like he'd like a stick
It's oakay, but it looks a little grainy.
Looks solid.
Does he bark?
It looks a bit stiff
We have a few dogs. One is a yellow lab. He is absolutely the empty skull of the bunch.
This derpy wood knot dog face reminds me of him so much. If I had this piece of wood I'd learn some new skills and buy some new tools just to perfectly preserve it!
When your cartoon dog tries chasing the cartoon cat through a small opening and just pancakes against the wall so you need to blow air into him to pop him back into shape.
He's really a good dog, he just gets knotty around vets
He looks board
He’s got a plank stare too. Needs to go a grain free diet
Moisturise him!
Sigh another alchemy experiment gone wrong
He's looking a bit rough
Is that a Boarder Collie?
Blockadoodle?
Just a bit stiff
Only if you're board
Maybe so, he's looking a little flat.
He definitely lost his bark.