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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

less than five

It's fewer, you gormless fuxk. I'm not reading your shit any more.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Maybe if he spent a lifetime in a prison cell, he'd have at least one intelligent thought before dying.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Hi straights, gay homosexual queer man here who grew up in a closeted town in a closeted time so I got pretty good at sniffing out closet cases and :

GAY ANDREW HOMO TATE IS A CLOSET CAAAAAAAAA - rainbow flag interlude - AAAAAAAASE the likes of which I have only seen in those married suburban men who watch FOOTBALL (for the butts) and CHURCH (for the guilt)

And I know just by looking but also because ause hetero men never ever need to shout so loud about it. GURRRL. That crumpled sad face of his. That withered useless personality.

I do NOT care if he ever faces himself, I hope he leaves this earth soon and I hope it hurts for what he did to women

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Dude’s twitter handle is unironically cobra Tate? lol. lmao even

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Was there ever any doubt?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Having sex with women is gay dude we can't have that

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He was trying to come out without actually coming out with it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Ding dong dong, 💯

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Can you not read? It makes him the ghay.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, shit, now I have to go back and tell every ex, and my entire family that I am, after all, gay as fuck.

Anyone got any rainbow underwear I can borrow?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's actually on the floor. Yes, you have to bend over to pick it up. And yes, it's visible only when you are butt-naked and also bring lube.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

That's not how you make children though

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If by gay you mean joyful, then yes, I am very joyful.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If by gay you mean joyful, then I'm not gay

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I sincerely hope for all the gay for you in the future.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not enough bad things can happen to Andrew Tate.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bruh he's clearly shitposting

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

His whole life is a shitpost. He’s shit_living_.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I can’t be bothered to work out if this is real but whatever this guy has a pretty serious case of the notgays

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Me, sitting here with my 2 kids, suddenly gay.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't he have no children.

I mean by his own logic...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

He's 37, 3 more years untill he's even more gay.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Well, Hitler or Göbbels were also not big tall blondes with blue eyes. If you are a psychopath rules don't apply.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

It's an evil Grampa Simpson parody right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

fack it up folks, having sex with woman is gay

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, there's no way it's real

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I went and checked because I hard a hard time believing it. It’s real: https://x.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Just found out today I'm really, really gay

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