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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

At least the one about ivory towers is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The mages of Electrical Engineering reseach the tools and formulars to control the magic. The mages of Hardware Engineering develop under great effort the sigils and rituals of how the rocks must be processed. The Warlocks of the CPU use the near infinit possibilities of algorithms and the power of the evolved rocks to create worlds nobody could ever have imagined (in exchange for the ability to go outside).

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Bet the guy's having sex

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hm, the stuff in wires is electrical current, but the stuff in nerves is static electricity based on an electrochemical gradient. Yeah i guess that all falls under the heading of electricity. No quibbles, carry on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

current does flow in nerves

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The spice must flow

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

But the summoning circle doesn't do anything on its own, you have to build it and then go and find the electricity to plug into it yourself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Sure it does, it summons hot rock using the mana generated by torturing other rocks

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Many summoning circles require a sacrifice, and this one is no different. This one requires a sacrifice of AC to summon DC.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

The law of equivalent exchange...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Pretty sure that’s how it works in a lot of fiction. You draw the circle then activate it by putting in mana.

[–] [email protected] 185 points 3 days ago (3 children)

looks at schematic

FULL BRIDGE RECTIFIAH!!

eyebrow dance

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (3 children)

it gender transitions the AC to DC

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

so, from bi to either gay or straight, unless it passes an inverter, then becomes bi again

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lightning would be wild magic

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Makes sense. Could be harnessed to do something probably but incredibly dangerous to do so.

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