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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People huff freon. This doesn't surprise me a bit. Nothing like a little ozone and chlorine I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

People huff freon.

Okay, but the freezer smells good

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look. The warm air feels excellent on my frozen nose. Let my dumb stoner ass enjoy it okay?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Dude weed lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Aww, okay. I'll just have to go back to licking Switch cartridges then...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those are coated in bitterant and taste terrible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I had no idea this was a thing until one day I was swapping games or something and temporarily held it between my lips. I didn't taste it right away so I didn't immediately link it back to the cartridge, but I mentioned it to the SO and she enlightened me.

I fell for a trap set for children and pets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Oh so now it's the forbidden fumes. That's even more tempting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I don’t like the idea of a company telling me what I can and cannot smell. My father smelled potentially hazardous fumes, and his father ‘fore him! We will not submit!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”