this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Says the Germanon, as if his language was any better in that department.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Should see the word pain killer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly a gerbil up my ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Can you preserves a gerbil up there, tho?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

depends. do you have a blender?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

nooo pepe's hand is in his eye

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I came here to post this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Because you don’t think the right way.

“Traffic” jam -> jizz

You’re welcome.