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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aliens come to earth and are immediately escorted to meeting with all leaders. Glasses of water are offered to all guests.

Alien trys a sip

Alien: ew, yuck, oh my zorb it taste like spaceship fuel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely called room tone

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

After we got a reverse osmosis filter our water tasted like nothing. We had to get a remineralization filter to put minerals back into it. Now it tastes good.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That person totally farted their loudest fart during those 20 seconds.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Tap water tastes different from bottled water, and the bottled water from Brazil tastes different from the bottled water I had in Chile, which came from glaciers.

And yeah it's the minerals that give taste to the water, but I don't think you're supposed to drink completely distilled water in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

supposedly the only downside to drinking distilled water is lack of electrolytes and taste

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/317698#risks

I drink predominantly distilled water at home since I have a tabletop distiller. Makes custom mineral water easier to mix up since you're starting from ~0 total dissolved solids. I'm often too lazy to add the minerals though, and the straight distilled water doesn't cause any digestive discomfort or anything

I have prescription fluoride toothpaste so I'm not too worried

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Reverse osmosis filters produce pretty much distilled water that usually goes through remineraliser to add back some minerals. Fun fact is many of those remineralisers are sold as "improving water taste and smell", probably because they do improve taste and smell, but also not to make users too suspicious about adding back minerals after they just filtered the minerals out 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Distilled water tastes like someone cooked pasta in it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

but I don't think you're supposed to drink completely distilled water in the first place.

It'll harm you a bit over time if you're not getting those minerals elsewhere in your diet, but otherwise it's not that big of a deal.

I have some on hand for other stuff and I've drank it in a pinch when I didn't have other water (my tap tastes horrid and purifiers that don't cost shit tons of money don't filter out the reason why) and I'm still hydrated as fuck

Distilled water tastes empty, like the flavor is being removed from my mouth. Quite odd

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The reason I've heard repeatedly is that distilled water isn't just harmful because it doesn't provide minerals, it's that it strips needed minerals from your body.

I don't know the exact mechanism and can't be bothered to look it up, but there was a WHO study years ago that reported this finding.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Googled it before commenting to make sure I wasn't forgetting something and that's not really what happens.

Common consensus is that you're fine drinking it so long as you get the minerals you lose through sweat elsewhere in your diet

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why I'd actually really like to hear a live performance of John Cage's 4'33.

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[–] [email protected] 168 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Woah this is my screenshot

that's crazy

It's neat how much the image has degraded

Edit: original image

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They say you can count the jpg artifacts to determine a memes age.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Fun fact: what that audio guy was describing is called "room tone" and correct it's used for both patching and as a base sitting under all the other audio elements for the mix (music, dialogue, sound FX) and is a common practice after a on location shoot is wrapped to have the whole set "hold for tone".

The reasoning being it captures the 3D soundscape of the ambient noise in the space and how those noises bounce off surfaces and people that our ears definitely notice when it's missing like your post says! The reverb of a small office room and a gym would have very different room tones for example. And an absolute void in audio is extremely distressing and it's why you almost never have absolute 0dB in a sound mix unless intentional.

Source: work in professional production

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

an absolute void in audio is extremely distressing

“Here, can you handle this?”

— Alanis Morissette

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Im confused. How exactly is the room tone used? Is replayed in the background during something like an A roll?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's used in a number of different situations, but its most common use is as fill during dialogue cuts: let's say you want to put two different pieces of dialogue together, but have a natural pause between them, room tone is necessary to maintain continuity.

In a study during World War II regarding comprehensibility in radio communications, radio static was less destructive to understanding an interrupted statement than no sound at all.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it not also useful to record the ambiant noise in order to subtract the noise from a record you want as clean as possible?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It will not allow you to just subtract the noise, as specific sound will slightly differ each time, but knowing characteristics might help. But if you plan on doing this, you're better off with using several microphones in different places, afaik

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can tell by the pixels.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen quite a few shops in my time

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)


xkcd 1683

Title text: “If you can read this, congratulations—the archive you’re using still knows about the mouseover text”!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hello darkness my old friend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS! FORM A PERIMETER AND HOLD FOR ROOM TONE!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Water is flavorless. You are tasting the salts in the water.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

100% correct. If you think purified water tastes funny, it’s probably time to brush your teeth or see the dentist.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's kinda the point though. Outside of a true vacuum or a literally perfect anechoic chamber, you won't get true silence anywhere. There's always something, even if you can't consciously perceive it.

Getting pure water is easier than true silence, but it's still not something most people will encounter in their life - and basically anywhere else you can get water on Earth will have some level of minerals in it, as such that background flavour is the flavour of water...

And like with sound, everywhere has it's own flavour of water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Found the spicy one!

/j

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