Success! One chuckle an eye roll, and a head shake.
I think my wife only chuckled out of sympathy, though.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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Won two three MUAHMAHHAHA. You know what I miss? Youreakas Castle my Jam.
This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says
First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."
Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."
a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard .
Where is this strange planet that has 30 months?!?
I've never thought about this exactly, but I bet there are a lot of planets with 30 month years when compared to Earth's orbit of the sun.
THE PLANET THAT WENT TO THE MOON USA USA USA
(plz help im sick and I cant afford a doctor)
There, there, at least you have
I regret starting this
Um
Hold on
Oh, I believe the Cybertruck is a pinnacle of design and expertly crafted
Expertly crafted with the expectation that rust wouldn't exist after it went to production.
Also the pedal cover that isn't attached and can slide up, jamming the thing into gogogo mode.
What a lovingly crafted vehicle
Those C lovers just don't know when to quit.
the alien world of "USA". I am currently stuck here. everything is backwards. please send help!
Could somebody translate the post into text for those of us who use screen readers?
This is a photo of a chalkboard with hand written text that says
First paragraph: "I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas."
Second paragraph: "There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count."
a handwritten date of "12/30/22" appears on the bottom right hand side of the chalkboard.
That is a fantastic description. Thank you very much. And the joke itself is so bad, LOL.
I'll admit that it took me way too long to get it.
I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.
There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.
12/30/22
I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.
There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.