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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

THE PLANET THAT WENT TO THE MOON USA USA USA

(plz help im sick and I cant afford a doctor)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There, there, at least you have

I regret starting this

Hold on

Oh, I believe the Cybertruck is a pinnacle of design and expertly crafted

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Expertly crafted with the expectation that rust wouldn't exist after it went to production.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also the pedal cover that isn't attached and can slide up, jamming the thing into gogogo mode.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What a lovingly crafted vehicle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Those C lovers just don't know when to quit.