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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You think this is bad? I was 10. I was taken from my parents by social services because they allowed me to play video games. The NEXT. DAMN. DAY. After crying myself to sleep, 9/11 happens.

Now tell me I shouldn't be this fucked up.

To me, 9/11 was personal. I hated everyone involved for years, including people in the Bush administration and the man himself because I believed they had been in on it, as if they had done this just to ruin my life because I cannot stand being collateral damage for an attack against a country I don't even live in.

Now I don't even try to justify it. I just know that I want you all to hurt for making the 00s about McBling bullshit, making the 10s the decade you LET THAT FUCKER TRUMP LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH VOTER FRAUD, and worst of all you have learned NOTHING from CoViD and still act like you shouldn't be forming an angry mob to demand Trump be stripped of citizenship or fuck any and all laws as you burn everything to the ground until it happens because he WASN'T EVEN ELECTED. HE. CHEATED. HE ADMITTED HE CHEATED AND DOESN'T FUCKING CARE. HE SHOULD BE THE ONE THAT WAS THREATENED ON JANUARY 6TH BECAUSE HE SHOULDN'T AND NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN ELIGIBLE TO RUN FROM HIS SHEER FUCKING ARROGANCE.

I hate all of you because I am a minority of one and democracy is no longer real in the first place. Suffer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagine having such a braindead devotion to a piece of fabric that you must burn it if it touches the floor.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Even better; that’s not a rule, the US flag code just says you should avoid having it on the ground so it doesn’t get damaged/dirty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There are some wild things in the flag code. Like you technically aren’t allowed to have your flag up between sunset and sunrise unless it is "purposefully lit, meaning a light installed for the specific purpose of lighting the flag and not, say, a porch light that illuminates it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember the part of having to burn the flag if it touches the ground, but that must have been traumatizing for multiple reasons.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a formal ceremony where you retire the flag, which involves burning it at the end. You don't just set it on fire and call it good lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So what do you call it then?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

He did cause it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Osama Anon Laden

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