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[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

So glad I live 5 minutes from work and can go home for lunch. Mostly it's to see the dog but it's also nice not worrying about this crap.

I only ever use our group's mini fridge in our cubicle for a seltzer I drink at the end of the day. Even that is a chaotic fridge filled with rotting food and too many condiments and creamers. I just put a can in to cool in the morning and take it out to drink by the end of the day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

The wasted space bothers me more. If I am bringing milk for my own coffee, I decant it into a small container. If bringing lunch that needs refrigerated, I take it out of the insulated lunch bag before putting it in the refrigerator! I see huge insulated lunch bags in there, are you literally insulating it against refrigeration, and do you need to take up a cubic foot for your sandwich and apple?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago

Just poke a hole in the side, steal what you need, and tape it shut.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I kind of do. One of the managers hides supplies we need because we "use too much of it" or something and it affects the budget. We need to ask her for the supplies if we need it. So, I just stopped doing the work that requires those supplies. Her precious budget is safe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

This woman is a nightmare, her name is Susan, and Susan recently started swallowing the supplies and we have to wait for her to poop them out if we want to use them. And as if that wasn't bad enough she makes us talk her out for a walk whenever we want anything. Yesterday I took Susan for a walk and had to wait ten minutes for her to shit out a stapler.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Yet another reason why I work remotely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

About 9 calories difference.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

My job has the opposite problem. We have four refrigerators full of food that no one wants to eat. People bring in homemade meals in glass containers that end up rotting and growing mold. Every so often someone gets the courage to clean all the refrigerators out, but it doesn't take long before they turn back into giant trash cans again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Where is your workplace and where are the security camera blindspots.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Its in a hospital and as far as I am aware there's no cameras in the break room.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ok good hospitals have enough room first read through this, then tell me if you are still confused about the plan.

It's imperative yall do it without any cameras around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It’s not the kink, but the table manners that I shame.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Fr.

If you're gonna drink skim, save money and use water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

It’s semi-skimmed and it’s the best milk.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Look here, we took this water, put it through the cows, now it's better!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Ah, yes, the cow filter!

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